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  1. Dave Docwra

    Definition for tools

    DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. WIRE...
  2. Dave Docwra

    Good or Bad?

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Toyota-Amazon-VX-4-2-Diesel-V8-Auto-NO-RESERVE-Low-Miles/111763410544?_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Dd6f126b1cf734f94beb7ce3f421d1f80%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D191647704...
  3. Dave Docwra

    Bell Bar Cruiser

    Keep seeing a green Cruiser parked near the Rookery cafe at Bell Bar, doe's it belong to a member on here..
  4. Dave Docwra

    Justice

    What do you guys think of Dewanis case failing.
  5. Dave Docwra

    RC Helicopter mower

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIWaZExGeI
  6. Dave Docwra

    Exporting from South Africa

    Hi all, I am looking at possibly buying a couple of oldish lorries from South Africa, has anyone any experience of shipping large vehicles or any information on which sea port would be best to use for shipping. Thanks Dave.
  7. Dave Docwra

    Don't do drugs..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
  8. Dave Docwra

    Money Exchange

    Can anyone advise me if it is legal to transfer money from a SA bank account to a South African resident living in SA, in exchange for funds to be paid from & into a UK bank account. Dave..
  9. Dave Docwra

    Only £350000ish

    http://cars.aol.co.uk/2013/03/18/mercedes-unveils-crazy-six-wheeled-vehicle/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cukt1%7Cdl13%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D164061
  10. Dave Docwra

    North America

    Hi Guys, Can anyone help me with any information on how to obtain road insurance for a UK registered Toyota Hilux to be used for a North America road trip. Thanks Dave..
  11. Dave Docwra

    Landcruiser project

    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Landcruiser-HJ45-BJ40-3-7-diesel-pickup-camper-/271163385184?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f2298e560&_uhb=1
  12. Dave Docwra

    Scary incident with Child on board.

    http://web.orange.co.uk/p/news/video?provider=Sky+News&uid=1041744 This has to be a parents worst nightmare.. Dave.
  13. Dave Docwra

    Kittens for Sale

    A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the pavement in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a chubby...
  14. Dave Docwra

    Fork truck training

    A little slow to start but some really useful tips to be learnt.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZLGNgidDi4 Dave.
  15. Dave Docwra

    Whoops, That made me jump..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5aMT9MBfZI&feature=player_embedded
  16. Dave Docwra

    Points to ponder

    What is the speed of dark? When you're sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's? If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras? How come you never hear about gruntled...
  17. Dave Docwra

    German Speed Hump

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCEuRh3YpTE
  18. Dave Docwra

    The Angel and the Christmas Tree

    One Christmas, a long time ago, Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip; but there were problems ...... everywhere. Four of his elves were away sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones. So, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being...
  19. Dave Docwra

    dyslexic secretary

    That's the best thing about having a dyslexic secretary. She just gave me the best B Job ever and I only asked her to sack Mike Cook!
  20. Dave Docwra

    Hands free setup

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html
  21. Dave Docwra

    German Kinky Sex

    A German guy approaches a lady of the night. "I vish to buy ze sex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour." "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a leettle kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do little kinky." ... So off they go to the girl's flat, where...
  22. Dave Docwra

    Walmart, I want one here...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxhlrQ7zt8&feature=related
  23. Dave Docwra

    Flying

    Did not realise how long the Garmin 276 has been about:- http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9a7_1342714701&p=1
  24. Dave Docwra

    Shoplifting

  25. Dave Docwra

    Lucky Boys..

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=835_1344412426&p=1
  26. Dave Docwra

    Home Time Could be Interesting

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  27. Dave Docwra

    Best five minutes for a while

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18910560
  28. Dave Docwra

    We all know one!

    We all know a prankster
  29. Dave Docwra

    O/S/F wheel arch

    Looking for a O/S/F wheel arch for a 1993 80 series. Dave.
  30. Dave Docwra

    T Max split charge system

    Friends of mine had a Sterling split charge system fitted, which failed & this was possibly due to contacts arcing due to the starter system, They have now purchased & fitted the T Max split charge system and would like to know if anyone has had any trouble with one fitted to an 80 series, it...
  31. Dave Docwra

    Iphone 4s wanted

    Hi, Looking for an iPhone 4s on the o2 network. Thanks Dave.
  32. Dave Docwra

    Math Question

    Who can calculate this correctly:- 4+2x3 = I along with a Blackberry phone apparently got it wrong. Dave.
  33. Dave Docwra

    LC70 & Caravan

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYyiaUx_bpQ
  34. Dave Docwra

    50 shades of Geordie (not for the prudish)

    Excerts from 50 shades of Geordie. I knew as soon as I walked through the door from dropping the bairn off at school that I was ganna get some. I peeped through the fist hole in the living room door and saw the half a roly burning away in the ashtray perched on the arm of me new Brighthouse...
  35. Dave Docwra

    Leaky Land Rover...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basDf5nK ... e=youtu.be
  36. Dave Docwra

    BA Taxi

    Just pop in your post code.. http://taxi.ba.com/
  37. Dave Docwra

    Oldies are the best..

    A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he...
  38. Dave Docwra

    Roberts DAB radio

    Can anyone advice me on a problem I have with a MP43 Roberts Dab radio I have, it powers up & all the control buttons on the front just slowly flash, Roberts repair centre wants about £100 with postage to tell me if it can be repaired, it costs about £200 new so I do not think it is worth...
  39. Dave Docwra

    Engineers

    Understanding Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike...
  40. Dave Docwra

    Star wars day

    Happy Star Wars Day to all...
  41. Dave Docwra

    F1

    As much as I like to follow F1, I can not bring myself to show any interest in this weekends race, anyone else disappointed with them racing in Bahrain..
  42. Dave Docwra

    2000w Inverter

    If anyone has one they are not going to use, I would like to purchase. Thanks..
  43. Dave Docwra

    Rule Britannia

    RULE BRITANNIA The Royal Navy is proud of its new fleet of Type 45 destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships HMS Daring and HMS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from Brussels, renamed them HMS Cautious and HMS Prudence. The next five ships are to be...
  44. Dave Docwra

    Homeless

    My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that 'help' get an erection. You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills! I'm still looking for a place to live.
  45. Dave Docwra

    Burger King Withdraws

    Campaigners have welcomed the decision by Burger King to pull out of a Government work experience scheme. Is this good or bad, in what the Campaigners have achieved ?
  46. Dave Docwra

    Sad but True

    As of today I have been decruiserfied, Sassy is on her long journey to India, Australia, South America, the good old US of A & finally to Canada all going well, I wish all the best to her new owners I am sure she will do her best for them :D
  47. Dave Docwra

    Some changes to the MOT regarding HID & ECU's

    There are to be some changes to the MOT test from 1st January 2012 which are being introduced in response to European Commission Directive 2010/48/EU of the 5th July 2010 and which will effect those with aftermarket HID headlights and remapped ECUs: 4.1.4 Compliance with requirements: (a) Lamp...
  48. Dave Docwra

    2000w Inverter

    Hi, If anyone has a one of the 2000w inverter's we purchased from Paul some time back & has no use for it, I would be interested in purchasing it. Thanks Dave.
  49. Dave Docwra

    Petrol Cost

    Hi, Can anyone advice me on the mpg of a petrol 80 series? Thanks Dave.
  50. Dave Docwra

    What Land Cruisers are built for

    Land Cruiser at its best, only a fleeting glimpse at about 1 minute 10 seconds of my one enjoying itself in the heat, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEFo9zY2 ... er&list=UL
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