Quote: The boiler has hot water in it, the outside tap should be just fine.
You have an outside heated tap? What the heck is that for? Are you sure your boiler is connected to your cold taps? Is this some South African nonsense? Maybe that's how you make tea (so badly)
The heat in the water inside the extra pipe bit is so significantly different in temperature that it spreads very quickly to the 'nipples'. Here in England we call them jets, or nozzles, but whatever your universal translator has come up with is fine with us. We understand most of what you say.
What you can't argue with is the simple fact that they work. Even this so called super screen wash doesn't always work. Imagine super screen wash AND the heated pipes! Warm screen wash works even better in normal conditions to. Much better wipe and clear. Your super wash on it's own doesn't do that.
Where you have volume as in the washer bottle, there is a greater chance of it working, but when the 'nipples' are under 6" of freezing snow and ice, you are talking about zero mass and a pretty good chance of freezing.
No, I am convinced that completely unnecessary improvements and whacky ideas are the way forward.
C