A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue .
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home drunk and I complain he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that . When your husband comes home drunk, just take a cup of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow . Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Chas
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. When my husband comes home drunk and I complain he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that . When your husband comes home drunk, just take a cup of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow . Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Chas