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May have been posted before, forgive me if it has Bert, at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"...

WoW.... thats cool.... keep us posted please, very interestng.... :flushed:

Could be this https://www.landcruiserclub.net/community/threads/wiper-linkage.129884/

The doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife. He took her to another...

I and probably a few others are not quite sure what you are asking here (I am not familiar with the model you have) as most tojo's here (OZ) , come with free wheeling hubs... except the 80 series which is all wheel drive.. (correct me if I am wrong). If your vehicle has a Hi/Lo gear shift...

This is a HZJ Tojo I bought at auction...... ex underground as you can see.... extensive surface rust... tried to pull the windscreen out without breaking it... but alas... she broke.... we then sanded her down And bogged where some panel was missing.... yours would not be as serious as this...

Putting your gear box in neutral and the noise persists means you can rule out an engine problem. Sounds like a tyre ie, missing some tread or the tread has picked up something or a wheel bearing Both these things can be easily inspected by jacking up your front drivers side wheel. Give the...

Buggy speedo cable with the rubber that was missing My wife has a 1996 Toyota HZJ 75 tray back ute and complained about oil on her foot. By the smell of the oil it has come from the gearbox. I googled this with no luck. So reasoning the only place it could possibly get there was up through...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the...

Mate I posted how to change the speakers in a hzj 75 series.... in it it has dash removal... cheers

I went to the pub last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table. "Good legs!" I said! The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?" I said, "Definitely! … Most tables would have collapsed by now."

HZJ79R below.... HZJ75 has an addendum at bottom of page First of all the new speakers, after looking around I settled on JBL GTO429 4" 2 Way Car Audio Speakers. Made by Harmon Industies in the US they are a good quality speaker. Here is the link from where I purchased them in OZ...

Curly went hunting one day up in The Northern Territory' and bagged three ducks. He put them in the back of his Ute and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a surly Territory game warden who didn't like smart alecs. The warden ordered Curly to show his hunting license, so Curly...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....... Why?" The cowboy looked at...

The only cow in a small town in the Latrobe Valley in the Australian state of Victoria, stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found they could buy a cow up in Woy Woy in New South Wales for $500.00. They bought the cow from Woy Woy and the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of...

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York , and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him."Hello", he blurted out, "Business...

A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told the old Aboriginal, "Morning sir, I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs." The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that paddock over...

The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

The Crab & the Princess Duncan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in love. For months they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Duncan in tears. “We can’t see each other anymore…” she sobbed. “Why?” gasped Duncan...

Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new taser!

Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six. As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says "The plane can only take four of those." The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let us put them all on...

A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife "Your question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy', and...

Two soldier boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to L/Cpls. Not long afterward, they're out for a walk and Mick says, "Hey, Paddy, there's the NCO Club; let's you and me step in." "But we’re only privates," protests Paddy. "We’re Lance/Cpls now," says Mick, pointing to his...

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers. One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. There was much laughter and screaming, that is apart from little...

“Hi, I’m Jane” she said. "I'm Christopher," he replied "but everyone calls me Dick for short" "How do you get Dick from Christopher?" she asked. "You just have to ask me nicely" he replied. :shhh:

Sorry, but they had to come! Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q. What's the height of optimism? A: An English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A. Not much! If you...

A young couple wanted to join the church, the priest told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must Abstain from sex for one whole month.' The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the priest ushered them into his office, the...

If there are sensative ladies here... please skip this... & when you do read it forgive me..... A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands she opens the vault. She replies "but sir it's a sperm bank"! "I don't care open it...

Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I though it was perfect for people like me, who are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. 1...

In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new commanding officer was sent to a jungle outpost to relieve the retiring colonel. After welcoming his replacement and showing the courtesies (gin and tonic, cucumber sandwiches) that protocol decrees, the retiring colonel said - "You must meet...

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless Sundress, Walked into a bar in Dublin .. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman drink? The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her...

Will You Live to see 85? Here's something to think about. I recently picked a new G.P. doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (yeh I just reached 63). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking...

Monica Lewinsky Update: After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself, naked, in a mirror... remembering her time with Bill Clinton. Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help... "God, if...

My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever.... Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.

Stephen Hawking went on his first date in 10 years, and when he got back, his glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, a twisted ankle and grazed knees, Apparently she'd stood him up.

An elderly couple was watching a program on the Discovery Channel about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis...

from another site three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, One from Australia , one from Seth Efrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins... Kiven the Kiwi says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider...

Fred and Fiona were making passionate love in Fred's Transit panel van when suddenly Fiona (being a bit on the kinky side) yells out: "Oh fat boy, whip me, whip me!" Fred, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration...

In Memorium With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part...

An Australian Aboriginal picks up a hooker. 'How much do you charge for da hour, sister?' he asks. '$100,' she replies. He says 'Do you do Aboriginal style?' 'No' she says. 'I pay you $200 to do it Aboriginal style' 'No', she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is. 'I pay you $300'...

I found the above pictures & tutorial very helpful. My passenger side wiper refused to work, I found the rear rivet (or spline) had come free. So i spot welded it and it is now as new. A couple of things further to the tutorial. I used a 1/4 ratchet drive to get the screws out under the...