Graham
Well-Known Member
A farmer buys Rob a young cockerel. As soon as he gets it home it sexes all the 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At lunch the cock again screws all 150 hens. Next day, it's sexing the ducks and the geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds Rob the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vultures circling overhead. Farmer says, "You deserved it, you horny bastid!" Rob the cock opens one eye, points up and says, "Ssshhh. They're about to land!!"
From LZ.
From LZ.
