Already been banned from Olympics

[Crispin]

 

[clivehorridge]

Why?

 

[Crispin]

Too much facial hair.

Personally, I'd like to see an open category. To see someone with those dumbbells running the 100m hurdles quicker than Bolt would be entertaining.

 

[Shayne]

Polycystic ovary syndrome effects an average of 1 in every 10 women weight gain and facial hair are typical symptoms . I bet the ban gets lifted when challenged .

 

[clivehorridge]

Quite right too Shayne, she could have tried a bit of make-up though....

 

[chadr]

Polycystic ovary syndrome effects an average of 1 in every 10 women weight gain and facial hair are typical symptoms . I bet the ban gets lifted when challenged .

....next you'll be telling us, you used to be called Shanaya!

 

[Chas]

Oh dear! What have I done? she told me she was 16.

 

[clivehorridge]

Oh dear! What have I done? she told me she was 16.

Oh no, not another morning-after-the-night-before lass, is it Chas?

 

[Chas]

L

Oh no, not another morning-after-the-night-before lass, is it Chas?

Like I've said before, I've never been to bed with an ugly bird but I've woken up with a few.

 

[Shayne]

This ones 16 Chas are you sure your one had a crewcut ?

 

[Chas]

Phwoar!

 

[Shayne]

Natures law mate the older you get the more you can look because you can bet your bottom dollar they won't be looking back at you