And today's weird news story.....

[Crispin]

https://www.rt.com/uk/370259-girls-sex-assault-footballer/

Three young women are facing lengthy jail sentences after sexually assaulting a footballer, dancing around his half-conscious body, and chopping onions over him.

Imagine the torment? "WTF are they going to do to me with chopped onions?"

 

[Shayne]

I guess he didn't want to be a youtube star .

 

[froggy Steve]

hubble bubble blah blah blah

 

[Gary820]

Sounds like going to the sales admin office tbh

 

[clivehorridge]

"All three women admitted to sexual assault, but pleaded not guilty to charges of sexual assault by penetration and causing actual bodily harm"

Oh, that's OK then...

 

[Crispin]

hubble bubble blah blah blah

Exactly what I thought....