Essex Lion

[Bat21]

 

[silvercruiser]

Not bad

 

[silvercruiser]

http://news.sky.com/story/977435/police ... essex-lion

he didnt listen


Joe

 

[silvercruiser]

Police have reported that with further observation, it turns out the lion in Essex is just a snow leopard with a spray tan and hair extensions

 

[Bat21]

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

 

[karl webster]

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Dont even mention essex girls i boil up with the thought of them

 

[silvercruiser]

What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?

The fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Dont even mention essex girls i boil up with the thought of them

Is that an actual bad experience or from watching TOWIE

 

[Bat21]

Dont even mention essex girls i boil up with the thought of them

Wazzup Karl, this one looks like she could suck start an 80

 

[karl webster]

A very very bad experience.Complete and utter fruit loop.Actually far far far worse than that! wish it was only from watching

 

[karl webster]

Dont even mention essex girls i boil up with the thought of them

Wazzup Karl, this one looks like she could suck start an 80

Could well have been the girl,woman,bloke,boy in question. God only knows

 

[Bat21]

A very very bad experience.Complete and utter fruit loop....

Reminds me of this one.

Whats the difference between an Essex girl and a Washing machine?

You can dump your load in a Washing Machine and it won't follow you around for the next three weeks

 

[karl webster]

 

[Graham]

Gra.

 

[TonyP]

I'm loving this thread...

 

[fridayman]

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[Graham]

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Oh shit, now I have to find a way of getting up off the floor, after too many bottles of wine.

Gra.

 

[wobbly]

Maybe there should be something on the police notice about depth perception ie if it appears there is a Lion in your garden, is there in fact a kitten next to you on the sofa.....

 

[froggy Steve]

 

[Chas]

Last seen in an Essex high street.

 

[Chas]

Latest development in the Essex lion case;

Witness to Police officer

"I saw it on the railway line, it had a golden mane, large white teeth and was very angry"

PC to witness

"Are you sure it wasn't Richard Branson"