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With the increase of Coronavirus cases being seen we are worried for our fellow vegans! Please follow the sites guide on urgent safety preparations.

You will need an anti virus CD (Norton or McAfee work best). You will also require 2 vegan rubber bands.

Attach as per the image below and proceed with your daily life having no fear of contamination.

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Not a picture, but rather unusual instructions from an ebay listing for a pop tester:

S60H injector checker nozzle tester S60H

product description
Connect the nozzle holder to the appropriate conveyor
Discharge to the testicles. To test if the nozzle is clogged,
Press down on the nozzle tester handle -
Close and close the pressure gauge completely.
If the needle is free, the nozzle should vibrate
Grating whistle (exception: nozzle with holes
One or two small orifices that are no longer trembled by the quick joystick)
 
Not a picture, but rather unusual instructions from an ebay listing for a pop tester:

S60H injector checker nozzle tester S60H

product description
Connect the nozzle holder to the appropriate conveyor
Discharge to the testicles. To test if the nozzle is clogged,
Press down on the nozzle tester handle -
Close and close the pressure gauge completely.
If the needle is free, the nozzle should vibrate
Grating whistle (exception: nozzle with holes
One or two small orifices that are no longer trembled by the quick joystick)
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"Where are we going Piglet?" asked Pooh.

"We need to get supplies," said Piglet. "For the Coronavirus"

"Ahh," said Pooh, nodding in understanding. "Things like bread, milk, cough mixture, tissues and cat litter even though we don't have a cat?"

Piglet did a little laugh, and a sort of leap and bit of a cough. "No," said Piglet. "No, those aren't the sort of supplies we need at all! What we need are family sized bags of chocolate buttons, massive toblerone, jelly babies and crunchies and a freezer full of stuffed crust pizzas, and all of the Prosecco that we can possibly carry, so that when we get quarantined we won't mind it even slightly. THOSE are supplies."

All of a sudden, Pooh thought that the idea of coronavirus didn't seem quite so bad, and actually, getting quarantined with Piglet and their supplies really didn't sound such a terrible thing after all. "Oh Piglet," said Pooh. "I really do think you are a very wise animal."

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