Hahaha, love itThis worked for me, painted quite roughly on a piece of board:
NO PARKING. 24HR BULDOZER ACCESS
Yes it's normally always someone different, that's the thing. Most of the locals know now a grumpy guy in a loud 4x4 lives back the alley and don't park in frontThat's very annoying especially if it's different people all the time and you therefore don't have a fixed target. In England there is no right to park on the road and you are entitled to move things out of your way. The fact it's a car is irrelevant. Trouble is it's impossible to move a car without damaging it. Clamping cars on private land is now illegal in England unless you have a court order.
I may do that if other measures fail. Our local paper loves stuff like this! They're often struggling for news other than the school sports results, part of the reason I like it here, generally very quiet!Just thinking most small towns have a free local rag so how about getting them to run a story
Resident's seek private ownership of legal access so they can police illegal parking themselves .
DVLA offers private landowners in Scotland can issue fines for illegal parking .
It doesn't even have to be a bullshit story because a letter to the council requesting the same makes it true![]()
Yeah I figured someone here has had a similar situation. I definitely don't want to get arrested (who does, right?). Glad it worked out for you in the end, and if all else fails, at least I know it can be done in an emergency! (good idea with the wheelie bin). I hope I don't get in this situation, so I'll try the easy route for now.I got arrested for this, parked in a private car part of a block of flats with the owners consent while working on her flat, but as the car park was full of other trades parked in another bay, when it was time to go home there was a car parked behind me blocking me in, went and knocked the door to ask to move please, her reply was when I'm ready, 10 minutes later went and asked again same reply, so as it was getting near my tea time and had to be home I backed up and pushed her car out the way with the land cruiser, I did up a wheelie bin between us not to damage my truck, drove off her face was a picture. gob smacked. it was an old ford Mondeo. 2 days later the police phoned said it would be a good idea if I could call in the station, got arrested and was offered a deal pay for the repair or court, cost me £600 about the value of the car. The good thing about I got paid from the lady in the flat for the work I'd done, I asked the police what else could I have done there reply as it was private land she had the right over it and there was no reason for her to move and let me out. It was funny as fuck loved it. (no damage to my truck 80 series landcruiser)
Hahaha, perfect! I'll break out the welder in the morning to start the modIf all else fails....