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England v New Zealand on Saturday

Ahhh - Andrew can bring his traditional weapon with him then - remember, Saffas have a law in SA where you are allowed to carry a 'traditional weapon' and Andrew, being from Zululand, will, no doubt, have an assegai. And if he doesn't, I have a Masai lion spear he can use :lol:

Of course, I have my knobkerrie in the truck too in case we need to convince the ref :roll:
 
For a minute there I thought you were going to refer to my "short" stabbing spear :lol:

Unfortunately the BA cabin attendants wouldn't let me put my assegai in the overhead lockers or anywhere else on the plane. Dunno why as the security check people were fine with it :think:

I guess there's always headbutting, shoulder-charging and eye-gouging left - as demonstrated by the English rugby team :angelic-green:
 
I always found a sledge hammer handle did the job quite well :violence-duel:
 
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