Festive Poem

[Trevor]

I'm not much of a Poet but thought this would be a laugh.

Please feel free to add

Christmas comes but once a Year
Here again I shed a tear
The Pressie list is getting plumper
Let’s start with a Safari Bumper

Then comes the perfect gift
Some form of suspension lift
Here amongst the festive hymns
I see some shiny steel rims

The snow is falling by the inch
Time for some kind of winch
There is Rudolph with the riders
Ooh yes I’ll have some Sliders

With the Sherry and mulled wine
A body lift could me mine
Don’t forget the Christmas cracker
Inside could be a high lift jacker

Minced pies in the oven
Recovery straps by the dozen
Holly and the Mistletoe
Where’s’ my CB Radio?

Just by the Christmas tree
Set of muddies just for me
I heard bells over the ridge
Am I getting a Waco fridge?

The sledge has landed on the slate
This means a new bash plate
Santa arrives with such a flair
Has He got my onboard air?

Then I wake from my slumber
Here you are a dodgy jumper

 

[Gav Peter]

Very good Trev

 

[Gary Stockton]

Needed that!

 

[Chas]

Ho ho ho!