My wife doesn't know about my new girlfriend. What drew me to her was she had a blue lawnmower. She thinks her big ends are rattling so I told her I didn't understand and went off her.
Got Christmas bonus today, the kids are going to be disappointed though, can only afford 2 ponies and the wife will have to slum it in the Aston a bit longer.
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