Funny Junk

[Chas]

The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.

Is that really true? how did he manage to unzip the spacesuit?

 

[Brian S]

No idea Chas, like a London cabbie, he’s allowed to p up the near side rear wheel
Buzz probably had a special flap made just so he could p up the near side rear thruster

 

[Pat]

The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.

But he never shook the drips off

 

[Chas]

The first man to urinate on the moon was Buzz Aldrin, shortly after stepping onto the lunar surface.

I don't know about taking a leak, but if I was about to step outside the safety of the capsule I'd shit myself!

 

[StarCruiser]

I believe it's happened before…

 

[Brian S]

Delivered a student on a Honda 50 stepthrough


In 1889, the Queen of Italy, Margherita Savoy, ordered the first pizza delivery.

 

[Brian S]

The term "astronaut" comes from Greek words that mean "star" and "sailor."

 

[Brian S]

What the heck are they then ?

Jellyfish, or jellies as scientists call them, are not fish. They have no brain, no heart, and no bones

 

[Brian S]

This could open a can of worms

Some people used to believe that kissing a donkey could relieve a toothache.

 

[Brian S]

Boing Boing

A ball of glass will bounce higher than a ball of rubber. A ball of solid steel will bounce higher than one made entirely of glass

 

[Brian S]

A chip of silicon a quarter-inch square has the capacity of the original 1949 ENIAC computer, which occupied a city block

 

[Brian S]

At a glance, the Celsius scale makes more sense than the Fahrenheit scale for temperature measuring. But its creator, Anders Celsius, was an oddball scientist. When he first developed his scale, he made freezing 100 degrees and boiling 0 degrees, or upside down. No one dared point this out to him, so fellow scientists waited until Celsius died to change the scale

 

[Brian S]

Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions

 

[Brian S]

Not sure about man though

The porpoise is second to man as the most intelligent animal on the planet.

 

[Brian S]

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.

 

[Brian S]

Perpetual Motion ?

A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top

 

[Shayne]

Many moons ago a commercial fishing fleet was knocking on 36 hours straight hard graft with no rest or sleep when the radio banter between boats produced this questionable tidbit

"other than humans a dolphin is the only animal to have sex for pleasure"

The radio response from one boat woke us all up a bit when a married man replied "fu**in*ell i can't remember the last time i had sex for pleasure"

 

[clivehorridge]

I believe it's happened before…

 

[GeorgeG]

Mosquitos have 47 teeth.

 

[Brian S]

Some just to mess with your head


Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire



The facts
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/oxford-university-is-older-than-the-aztecs-1529607/