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[Brian S]

Absolutely riveting stuff

Not all Golf Balls have 360 dimples. There are some as high as 420. There are also all different kinds of dimple patterns.

 

[clivehorridge]

Absolutely riveting stuff

Not all Golf Balls have 360 dimples. There are some as high as 420. There are also all different kinds of dimple patterns.

Now, who is it that counts golf ball dimples...?

 

[Brian S]

?????

Hot water is heavier than cold.

 

[Brian S]

Someone tried to cheat

During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

 

[Brian S]

Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

 

[Brian S]

Aaahh, I can see my diet for the new year ......yeah right

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It's the same with apples!

 

[GeorgeG]

The average smell weighs 760 nanograms.

 

[Chas]

Someone tried to cheat

During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in the distance.

Bet it was a Toyota.

 

[Rodger]

Sorry Chas, it was a Fiat 500 - a proper one and not one of those things they have now

 

[StarCruiser]

Bet it was a Toyota.

Wasn't yours was it Chas, in one of its former incarnations behind a team of horses?

 

[Chas]

Wasn't yours was it Chas, in one of its former incarnations behind a team of horses?

No Rich, it said a SMALL red car

 

[Brian S]

Cheetahs were raced at Romford greyhound stadium in 1937!

 

[Brian S]

Errm, who the hell done the tasting, an Elephant? think my mouth would tell me the difference between a apple and an onion

An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged

 

[Brian S]

Should've been working, skiving sod

An airplane mechanic invented Slinky while he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use for the springs.

 

[Brian S]

Dashed uncivilised ruddy Colonials

Americans did not commonly use forks until after the Civil War.

 

[Brian S]

Er, I'm not getting the same mileage..............anymore

During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

 

[Brian S]

I could probably outrun a wheelchair for about 5ft

From a complete stop, a human is capable of outrunning a Formula One Race car for about 30 feet!

 

[StarCruiser]

Er, I'm not getting the same mileage..............anymore

During his or her lifetime, the average human will grow 590 miles of hair.

Assuming an 80 year lifespan that's 7.3 miles a year. This has to be each hair.

 

[Brian S]

nice

Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of mucous.

 

[Brian S]

If you put a raisin in a fresh glass of champagne, it will rise and fall continuously