Well, still on the H&S front, I fell foul of the regs today, sort of. Popped in to a well known DIY store for some 32mm plastic waste pipe. I needed just under 2m but they only had it in around 4m lengths but no problem, it was cheap enough. So I asked in store "would you mind cutting this in half so I can get it in the car please?"
"Sorry Sir, we're not allowed to used saws, H&S"
"OK, can I borrow one to cut it in half please?"
"Sorry Sir, we can't lend you a saw in case you injure yourself, H&S but if you want to buy a saw and cut in down yourself in the car park that's OK"
No way was I buying another saw having several at home so, reluctantly went to a rival store close by which I like to avoid for reasons past and voila! They have it in shorter lengths. Sorted

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Now I'm certainly not against rules and regs aimed at personal safety, we live and breath them at work and no doubt if I was to sever my Femural Artery and bleed out in the plumbing section there'd be reams of paperwork but, joking aside, its getting a bit daft now.
Don't know what this country is coming to.