The doctor took the husband in first.
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed. He then told her to turn all the way around in the other direction.
Then he said - "Ok, good - you can get dressed now, and I will talk to your husband".
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you.
I couldn't get an erection either"
...
Bert, at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."
Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time,
"Notice anything different NOW???"
Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response,
"Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells out,
"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
Without missing a beat old Margaret replies,
"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."