The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning. "it's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossibility of succeeding in life" said Jamal Umboto age 6.
The England team went to visit an orphanage...
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Very good! 
In fact this was received as a txt msg to the Today programme (Radio 4) this morning and was read out too!! (albeit a slightly abbreviated version).
In fact this was received as a txt msg to the Today programme (Radio 4) this morning and was read out too!! (albeit a slightly abbreviated version).
Tim was at school today and the teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a job.
Kids yelled Fireman, chippy, plumber etc.... but Tim kept his mouth shut - so the teacher asked him 'Tim what does your father do for a job'
"My dad dances in a gay club and takes of his clothes for the men.
If they pay enough, he will go out with a man, rent a hotel room and sleep with them."
The teacher sent the other kids out to lunch and took Tim aside to ask if that was true.
'No' said Tim "He plays for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.
Kids yelled Fireman, chippy, plumber etc.... but Tim kept his mouth shut - so the teacher asked him 'Tim what does your father do for a job'
"My dad dances in a gay club and takes of his clothes for the men.
If they pay enough, he will go out with a man, rent a hotel room and sleep with them."
The teacher sent the other kids out to lunch and took Tim aside to ask if that was true.
'No' said Tim "He plays for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.