A Love Story

[Graham]

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I will seek and find you.



I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.


I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.


I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.


I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.


And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.


All my love,

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The Flu
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Now get your mind out of the gutter you old fart and go get your flu shot!