Time to confess.
Not started on my second attempt yet, so cant reclaim any dignity - but just for fun here's the result of my first attempt.
Started well... got my 2 shiny new 225mm cable trays from City Electrical Factors and a couple of lengths of box section from some nice chaps in a barn.
Bigger and heavier duty aluminium than needed (2" x 1" x 3mm) but that's all they had - I got impatient.
Quite a comical moment there as the fella handed me my 5 meter length of box section, took my money and said thank you... followed by a long pause.. followed by me slowly looking at the LC then slowly back at his blank expression... pause.. followed by me venturing the comment - "It's the same on the inside as it looks on the outside!" ... and finally a "Oh - maybe I should cut that in half for you?"....... yes please.
So, looking at my shiny cable tray I thought it would be wise to check my measurements. Now bear in mind here that I've given this a lot of thought... some might say too much with my pencil sketches, Google Sketchup 3d model and various annotated notes. Ready? I could make this baby in my sleep.
So the measuring begins. I want 850mm deep and 1000mm wide overall. That's 2 units 850mm x 500mm. Easy. Lets go.
Oh hang on - the holes are cut in such a way that if I bend it at 850mm and then again at 1350mm things just don't line up. I'm only using the horizontal holes for the bearings and want them to be in line at the front - so that means chopping off a bit from both end. Not a problem I can do that - so off I go jiggling around with the measure finding the cutting points.
Damn. There isn't a way to jiggle things so I get what I want with those dimensions - especially because I don't want to bend ON the holes. Ok no problem I'll just change the dimensions by a few mm... not like I'll notice the difference. Off to the LC to re-measure to see what I can get away with... back to the tray to see where I can bend... back to the LC to check if that's ok... back to the tray to check. Got it. It's all good. It's gotta be 855mm x 960mm.
Ok so the extra 5mm on the depth is nothing - losing a little bit on the width but its 40mm - I can live with that - more room to slide stuff down the sides.
Now I know me. I've spent a lot of time in my company. Quite bright but easily distracted - and things have changed. So it had to be time for coffee and re-check of the plan... I mean, the last thing I want to do is write this post!
Coffee ingested, plan revised - final measure. Scribble out the 850 and the 1000, replace with 855 x 960. Measure LC. Measure tray. Measure LC. Measure tray. I now firmly have the words resounding in my head - "get it right - 855mm x 960mm... 855mm x 960mm.
All measured up. Holes will definitely line up perfectly. Marked the tray with positions for the v's for bending.
Out comes the £4.80 b&q screaming dinosaur hacksaw - both ends cut. Perfect lines. File for finish. Job done.
Quick check with the measure.... cue first obvious incident...
I'm not even going to comment. First aid kit Gav?
Perfect tray ends anyway. Next it's cutting the v's - cue screaming dinosaur...
Job done - filed and perfect!
No need to reiterate the comedy of my levitating act as I stand on the bits of box section on the tray to try and coax a tight bend...
The finished unit. Now that's cool. Ok it's not rocket science but it's a nice bend - its all straight and the holes line up a treat. Good start.
A perfect 855mm x 960mm unit. Excellent. Well done. Let's move on to the second one....
Hang on... erm... hmmmm.
Suddenly that bloke with the box section doesn't seem so daft. Exactly how wide do I think the LC is?????
Cue Gollum moment..
-- That's 2 units at 855mm x 480mm Sam... what did you do??
-- Yeah but you said 855mm x 960mm so many times I got bored and switched off...
-- Muppet!
In a vain attempt to rectify the situation I cut up the other tray to make a couple of 830mm lengths that I could rivet into place with brackets in the middle to hold the tops. I even stopped to ponder whether I could take a photo in such a way that it wouldn't show... but eventually I've decided to abandon it. It made SWMBO laugh more than she has in a while and that's good enough for me. Got a couple of new 2200mm solid trays on order with some spare strips to rivet across the front and back (top and bottom) to make it a bit more rigid - and take 2 will be perfect - or at least perfecter. At least all the other bits (carpet, wood, bearings etc.) are all still good to go again.
If this made anyone chuckle I'm glad....... just don't tell anyone!
