Just a giggle.

[Roger Fairclough]

The 10 tonne elephant looked down at the 2 oz mouse.

"Why am I so big and strong and you are so small and weak".

The mouse looked up and said.

"Well, iv'e been poorly lately".

Roger

 

[Dave Docwra]

 

[nivapilot]

X2

 

[Chas]

Well I got the joke

 

[Roger Fairclough]

Thanks Chas, I was getting worried.

Roger

 

[nivapilot]

Sorry....I got it now.....Doh!








only took three hours..... :handgestures-thumbupleft:

 

[Dave Docwra]

Sorry I just do not get it..

 

[Chas]

The mouse had been poorly, feeling not well, not eating, lost a lot of weight . . . . . .

This reminds me of a blonde joke,

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a blonde 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225lb and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Roger Fairclough]

Van de whatever his name is, walked into a bar out in the bush. With him was a 20 ft croc.

"Pint of mild and a nig" (yer yer, I know)

Barman serves him.

Van drinks his pint and the croc ate the nig (oh stop nagging).

"Same again barman",

And again,

And again but this time the barman said, "sorry Van, plumb right out of nigs, but I got some pygmies"

"Oh christ" said Van, "get him on the shorts and well be here all night".

Roger

 

[Dave Docwra]

The mouse had been poorly, feeling not well, not eating, lost a lot of weight . . . . . .

This reminds me of a blonde joke,

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a blonde 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225lb and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

I always thought I had a sense of humour, now checking as to where it has gone

 

[PETE BELL]

SORRY but im getting a sore head trying to get this i get the explanation but

 

[Graham]

ha, ha, ha,

The croc is a good one.

Gra.

 

[Chas]

Mrs Brown Says...

 

[robthebox]

Loved it ... still smiling !!!!

 

[Graham]

Again Chas come up with the smiles and chuckles,

Good on ye !

Gra.