Graham
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The surgeon suggests a baby elephants trunk stitched on for £3000. Man agrees. 6 weeks later while having dinner with his new girlfriend he feels an unusual stirring in his pants & thinks this is the night. While chatting over dinner his [strike:1p2sm783]cock[/strike:1p2sm783] penis flys out steals an apple off the table & goes back. Wow she says can you do that again. He says my cock can but I dont think my arse can take another [strike:1p2sm783]fucking[/strike:1p2sm783] apple!
