Offside rule Explained

[Crispin]

...runs and hides.

 

[Jon Wildsmith]

 

[Chris]

Sorry, what's a 'kitchen?'

C

 

[Chas]

 

[Paul]

Forwarded to everyone

 

[Andrew Prince]

Sorry, what's a 'kitchen?'

Checked with my wife - it's the female equivalent of a garage/workshop

 

[Chris]

Is that where you keep the ironing bored

He He.

C

 

[Jon Wildsmith]

No it's where you keep the wife Chris, have to ask her where she keeps the ironing bored?

 

[Dave Docwra]

Whats an ironing board?

 

[Chas]

I've been reliably informed by SWMBO that a kitchen is NOT where greasy mechanical parts are cleaned in the washing facility know as a sink , Why not?
Chas

 

[Chris]

It's like that in my house too. Every time I go for a pee, the sink is always full of dirty dishes!

 

[TonyP]

It's like that in my house too. Every time I go for a pee, the sink is always full of dirty dishes!

 

[James Rothwell]

It's like that in my house too. Every time I go for a pee, the sink is always full of dirty dishes!

Hahaha, never used that one before!