Riddle time.

[Nuclear Chicken]

Polar bears vs penguins; They're at opposite poles so no problem!

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[Chas]

Picture riddle, what's this?

 

[Nuclear Chicken]

Bear holding a pint!

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[nivapilot]

Polar bear in a blizzard, drinking a pint of guiness?

 

[Chas]

Bear holding a pint!

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Almost right;

 

[Chas]

Polar bear in a blizzard, drinking a pint of guiness?

Your answer didn't come in until after I sent the other reply.

 

[nivapilot]

Your answer didn't come in until after I sent the other reply.

I know, I was too slow on the keyboard....doh!

 

[Chas]

What is odd about this sentence?

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary, pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness.

 

[Roger Fairclough]

It's got all the letters of the alphabet in it.

Roger

 

[Chas]

It may have Roger but that's not the answer.

 

[Gary Stockton]

It is grammatically correct, meaningful, and each word is one letter longer than the preceding and corresponds to its place in the sentence - logology at work

 

[Chas]

It is grammatically correct, meaningful, and each word is one letter longer than the preceding and corresponds to its place in the sentence - logology at work

Spot on Gary

 

[Chas]

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

 

[Shayne]

A joke ?

 

[clivehorridge]

A joke.

No no not you Chas, I mean the answer to the riddle

Hey, posted at the same time Shayne, mine just had a bit further to go

 

[Chas]

A joke is correct, here's another and I bet no one will get it, hmm? famous last words?

1P2P3P4P5PDK&C What could be the next two letters? I must admit this is more of a joke.

 

[Chas]

A joke is correct, here's another and I bet no one will get it, hmm? famous last words?

1P2P3P4P5PDK&C

What could be the next two letters? I must admit this is more of a joke.

No answers?

The answer is PP

1pint... 2 pints... 3 pints... 4 pints... 5 pints... doner kebab & chips...PP... pavement pizza.

 

[Chas]

A horse is on a 24 foot chain but gets to an apple that is 26 feet away. How did the horse get to the apple?

 

[Shayne]

Was the chain on his leg ? mind you a horses neck is about 2ft long and i'm not sure the other end of the chain was attached to anything at all ?

 

[Chas]

Was the chain on his leg ?

It might have been but that's not the answer Shayne.