And my response
Hello,
It is excellent news that we can agree a purchase of your car [insert car make] TOYOTA LANDCRUISER LC3 D-4D [end].
Firstly, I can reassure you that there is absolutely no problem with paying for this car.
I am currently abroad, so my government agent Her Majestys Revenue & Customs will shortly contact you - please supply them your bank details, including account name, number and sort code, and they will transfer the funds.
To recompense you for this incontinence, they will transfer the sum of £97,500.00. From this , please deduct the price of the car, plus a further £$10,000 for your trouble. They will supply you details of where to transfer the balance of the funds.
I can assure you that this is all above the board, as I am only able to draw funds on one occasion so this means is necessary for me to receive payment.
Following transfer of the funds, my agent, the widow of the late Corporal-General Mbugo Mbungo Asangathurai Chaseyyouwithbigstick, will organise collection of the car.
We wish to satify your desire to sell your car so we will try to do all this very quickly.
I look forward to your reply.
Felicitations
Abraham Moses