What to do for a wilderness poo.......?!

[pugwash]

there's a US book about defecation in the wild- its called something like pooing in the forest.

In reality its a very important topic- you don't really want to pollut the locals or attract wild animals.

FWIW crouching is ver good for us men- cleans out the prostate!

 

[Jon Wildsmith]

That'll be 'How to shit in the woods' mentioned earlier Even has a section for women - how not to pee in you boots leave it on your coffee table and and have a laugh at visitors trying not to look at it

 

[Chas]

So long as you're not turning into some sprt of coprophiliac!!!

Just looked that up

I had to look that up too, it never ceases to amaze me what a mine of information this site is.

 

[Paul]

Amazed this hasen't been said yet, but can't you just copy the bears?

 

[sae70]

Amazed this hasen't been said yet, but can't you just copy the bears?

Whats that then Use a rabbit

 

[Chas]

Amazed this hasen't been said yet, but can't you just copy the bears?

Whats that then Use a rabbit

When you gotta go, you've gotta go, the last thing on your mind will be catch a rabbit first, or do you keep one in the truck for emergencies?

 

[Olazz]

How about this then for all the sensitive types.

Bio Bag

 

[Paul]

Now that looks good, think i will buy that.

 

[pugwash]

That'll be 'How to shit in the woods' mentioned earlier Even has a section for women - how not to pee in you boots leave it on your coffee table and and have a laugh at visitors trying not to look at it

doh- (where's that embarrassed smiley )

 

[Gav Peter]

How about this then for all the sensitive types.

Bio Bag

That looks pretty neat for the money

However, I think the 'odd' crouch in the woods to keep my prostate in good order will suffice for me

 

[sae70]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SEPARETT-Rescue-2 ... 35a3095796

 

[Gav Peter]

Now that is both 'taking' & 'for taking' the proverbial p!ss

 

[Mal Eade]

Shit box

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box?aff=1108

Camo version you would never find it if you left it in the woods.

Seems bio to me.

Not sure about how much weight it would take.

Havin a dump in the rain may be a little dangerous. Wet Cardboard it not known for it strength.


Mal :flags-wavegreatbritain:

 

[sae70]

Bought myself a copy of that 'How to shit in the woods' from off of the bay for 99p

Only thing is there's a pile of pages torn out of it

Here's another option 'The Luggable Loo'

 

[Gary Stockton]

Bought one of these - she can go behind a tree and use it!

Not bad for a tenner ... it's pretty small and light-weight, but seems pretty robust

 

[Chris]

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Not bad for a tenner ... it's pretty small and light-weight, but seems pretty robust


Gary, I DO hope that this is the spade that you are talking about!!

C

 

[Gary Stockton]

Well, you never know, really - she is pretty small and robust


Hmmm - I could be in trouble now .... and with that little shovel it'll take me a while to dig my way out

 

[Chris]

Rather feel that SWMBO might have used the spade already Gary. Look in the Garden - that's not a flower bed she's been digging!!!

Don't think that bulbs need to be planted 6 feet down. Ahem!

RUUUUNNNNN!!!



C

 

[Gary Stockton]

With 52k/h winds and horizontal rain at the mo, that's not her digging - it's the moles taking cover

 

[Chris]

Yes, it's a touch breezy down here too.


Good day for drying the washing.


C