Graham
Well-Known Member
Wonder what Judge Judy would have done with this one!
Subject: court docket
Actual Australian Court Docket #12659
Case of the Pregnant Lady
A Lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the Man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the Man's smile turned into a grin, so She moved again. The Man seemed even more amused. When ... on the fourth move, the Man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the Man arrested.
The Case came up in Court. The Judge asked the Man (who was about 20 years old) what he had
to say for himself.
The Man replied, 'Well, Your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her 'condition.' She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and so, I smiled. Then, she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I just had to grin !!! Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself any longer ... BUT ... Your Honour .. when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Good Year Rubber could have prevented this accident ... ' I just lost it.'
The Judge, 'CASE DISMISSED !!!'
Subject: court docket
Actual Australian Court Docket #12659
Case of the Pregnant Lady
A Lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the Man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time, the Man's smile turned into a grin, so She moved again. The Man seemed even more amused. When ... on the fourth move, the Man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the Man arrested.
The Case came up in Court. The Judge asked the Man (who was about 20 years old) what he had
to say for himself.
The Man replied, 'Well, Your Honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her 'condition.' She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and so, I smiled. Then, she moved and sat under a sign that said, ' Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I just had to grin !!! Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself any longer ... BUT ... Your Honour .. when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Good Year Rubber could have prevented this accident ... ' I just lost it.'
The Judge, 'CASE DISMISSED !!!'
