It's odd but I can understand just about every word of that. Long time since I did German, but the words just seem to make sense in my head. Err, kopf perhaps. Maybe I have a Babel fish in my ear.
The best way to use the translator to type very literally in relation to what you want to say rather then type as you would in native tongue then translate. You get some odd conversions.
Alfa. Very nice. Your English is OK. We understand German too. This is not a problem. Good pictures.
Where is Basil Fawlty when you need him?