Riddle time.

[yogi]

why does six fear seven???

 

[Chas]

I'm going to bed.

 

[Chas]

why does six fear seven???

7 8 9?

 

[Annamarie]

o god

 

[uHu]

How do you kill a cat with 16 lives?

 

[Chas]

How do you kill a cat with 16 lives?

With a 4x4?

 

[uHu]

spot on

 

[nivapilot]

How do you make a cat sound like a dog?

 

[Chas]

Soak in petrol, set light and it goes woof!

 

[OG.]

A hunter left his camp and walked south for a mile. He then walked west for a mile and shot a bear. He then walked north for a mile and back into his camp. What colour was the bear?

 

[clivehorridge]

White...

going south, then west, then north (without having to go east) to end up back at the camp....

must be the North Pole.

 

[OG.]

Hmmm too easy then!

 

[Chas]

What English word has three consecutive doubleletters?

 

[clivehorridge]

What English word has three consecutive doubleletters?

I thought you were going to bed Chas!

 

[clivehorridge]

Vaccuumm as in vacuum cclleeaanneerr...

 

[clivehorridge]

Dysslleexic?

maybe I should go to bed, it's 01:30 here...

 

[Chas]

I thought you were going to bed Chas!

What! that was two days ago I said that.

 

[Chas]

Dysslleexic?

maybe I should go to bed, it's 01:30 here...

Is your spellchecker broke Clive?

 

[clivehorridge]

What! that was two days ago I said that.

I suppose you have been to bed since then, then... Oops!

 

[clivehorridge]

Is your spellchecker broke Clive?

No! It's a pain in the ass when you deliberately try to misspell. The other annoying thing, it tries to spell everything in American... Who told them they speak English?