Riddle time.

[Chas]

Right, time for another but not quite so devious;
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What goes around the world but stays in the corner?

 

[Gary Stockton]

Jack and Jill live on the 29th floor of a tower block.

They lie dead on the carpet on which there is some water and some broken glass.

The wind is blowing the curtains on the only open window in the room, and the door was locked.

Apart from their bodies, the only other thing in the room is a table.

How did they die??

 

[Gary Stockton]

Sorry Chas. lets do yours first??

A postage stamp??

 

[Chas]

Sorry Chas. lets do yours first??

A postage stamp??

Too easy wasn't it.

 

[Chris]

Shock. Someone delivered a repair bill from Toyota wrapped around a fish tank which they threw through the window.

Sorted.

Next.

 

[Gary Stockton]

Close - but no cigar for you. Yet.

But I like the way you think so we'll close this one.

 

[Gary Stockton]

A man is pushing a car. He stops at a hotel, gives the owner some money, then carries on pushing his car.

Why??

 

[Dave Docwra]

Jack & Jill were fish in a tank which were blown off the widow sill.

 

[Shayne]

A man is pushing a car. He stops at a hotel, gives the owner some money, then carries on pushing his car.

Why??

He needed a rest . You can't stop at a hotel without paying for it ?

 

[TonyP]

A man is pushing a car. He stops at a hotel, gives the owner some money, then carries on pushing his car.

Why??

Monopoly!

 

[Dave Docwra]

He is Playing Monopoly

 

[Chas]

The person who makes it, sells it. The person who buys it never uses it and the person who uses it doesn't know they are. What is it?

 

[Shayne]

A childs health insurance ?

 

[Chas]

Nope.

 

[Shayne]

A coffin !

 

[Chris]

A bloke walks into a car dealer, gives the man money and drives out in a Landrover. Why?

 

[chadr]

Coz' he's a masochist?
More money than sense?

 

[Chris]

Damn Chad, you're good at this.

Chris

 

[Chas]

A coffin !

You got it Shayne. I can see I'll have to come up with some harder ones.

 

[Gary Stockton]

A bloke walks into a car dealer, gives the man money and drives out in a Landrover. Why?

I thought he was doing destructive testing and was looking for a known baseline to work against??