Riddle time.

[Shayne]

• Heres any easy one to get it started again .
  
  As I was going to St. Ives,
  I met a man who had seven wives.
  Each wife had seven sacks,
  Each sack had seven cats,
  Each cat had seven kits.
  Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
  

How many were going to St. Ives?

 

[Chris]

Same as there's always been. One.

C

 

[Shayne]

I guess thats an old one then , how about this -

• Two bodies have I,
  though both joined in one.
  The more still I stand,
  the quicker I run.

What am I?

 

[Chas]

Would that be an hourglass (Eggtimer)

 

[Gary Stockton]

The more you take away, the bigger it is.

What is it?

 

[Shayne]

Chas got it with hourglass i will let someone else have a go now its far more interesting trying to work out the answers than searching for riddles to post .

 

[Shayne]

The more you take away, the bigger it is.

What is it?

Overdraft ?

 

[Gary Stockton]

good answer but not the right one!

 

[Shayne]

A quarry ?

 

[Chas]

Hole in the ground?

 

[Olazz]

Poke your fingers in my eyes and I will open wide my jaws. Linen cloth, quills, or paper, my greedy lust devours them all. What am I?

 

[Chris]

Ooh ooh, I know I know - is it a really big hungry moth?

Or maybe scissors.

C

 

[Chris]

The more you take away, the bigger it is.

What is it?

Sounds like a night in that strip joint you took me to Gary. She certainly took away quite a lot and well.... errm..

 

[Gary Stockton]

Chris nothing you couldn't afford to lose!!

Yes - a hole in the ground. Or anywhere else. Like a quarry.


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[Chas]

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

 

[Chris Green90]

Suicide???

 

[Chas]

Well that didn't last long, 8mins. OK here'sanother
.

I never was, am always to be.
No one ever saw me, nor ever will.
And yet I am the confidence of all,
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

 

[Chris Green90]

Tomorrow???

I'll Stop now

 

[Chas]

Tomorrow???

I'll Stop now

Bugger!allright try another.
.
I am alwayshungry,
I must always be fed,
The finger I touch,
Will soon turn red

 

[yogi]

A fire??