I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you answer this riddle?
(The simplest alternative answer to the above riddle could be 'NO' as this is what the riddle asks. As most cannot answer the question, the reply remains 'No'. The third alternative answer could be 'TIME' based on a poem of the same name.)