Well what a load of big girls blouses! Blimey, it's a wonder that you allow electricity and gas into your homes!
If I was in the middle of hostile bandit country late in the evening and got a flat, I'd have that out out quick as a flash, tyre changed and off again before they could say 'You Eeeenglish, you come with me, click clack, you like my AK47. I like your preeety laydee. She will make fine wife, Oooh yees'
I wouldn't use one as routine either, but in an emergency, you have to balance the levels of risk. Be shot at an used for bum fun for the rest of your life by a bunch of toothless nomads or make sure you keep your toes out of the way for a couple of mins with someone holding their foot on the brake.
Where do I place my order?