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A lady's day in Court

Philip A

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A streetwalker gets arrested for drunk driving, and finds herself in court next morning.

The judge asks her:

"What is your name, Madame?"

"Elena Polonescu, your Honor."

"Date of birth?"

"16th of April, 1979, your Honor."

"And what is your occupation?"

"What is my... what??? Oh, come on, Anthony!!!"
 
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