Here is a very religious Joke - be carefull

[Graham]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack...

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe ..'

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting...

'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'...'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'

 

[Craig Yeoman]

Haaaaaa haaahhaa

 

[Chas]

Graham, you are going to Hell! need company? I think we'd find lots of friends.

 

[Euan McGilp]

Excellent

 

[Graham]

Graham, you are going to Hell! need company? I think we'd find lots of friends.

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Follow me,,,,follow me,,,,take thy hand....

Gra.

 

[Crushers]

poor penguin

 

[Chris Green90]

Quite frankly o find this disgraceful. The thoughof the ongoing rape of a poor penguin by someone of less than average height. That poor penguin. I have a good mind to report you and this comment to the wwf. It is terrible that you find the repeated humiliation and forced sexual slavery of a defenceless creature to be humorous. I hope you are happy with yourself.

 

[Graham]

Quite frankly o find this disgraceful. The thoughof the ongoing rape of a poor penguin by someone of less than average height. That poor penguin. I have a good mind to report you and this comment to the wwf. It is terrible that you find the repeated humiliation and forced sexual slavery of a defenceless creature to be humorous. I hope you are happy with yourself.

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[Chas]

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Smile, laugh, laugh, smile, laugh, smile, smile, laugh, smile, smile, laugh, smile, smile, laugh, smile, laugh, Graham, I've been puzzling over this,

was that some sort of secret code? The best answer I can figure out is;

-----

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[Graham]

dit-dit- dash-dot-dash-dot-dot-dash-dit-dit-dash-

Grak

 

[Chas]

dit-dit- dash-dot-dash-dot-dot-dash-dit-dit-dash-

Grak

Is that Chinese? it should be Dah dit dit dah dit dah, in English anyway.

Still laughing at Grumpy

 

[Graham]

Can't be Chinese,
i told my wife the joke, and it went completly over the top.

Gra.