Well boys it's been fun. Many thanks for all the advice over the years, but I'm off. I have found the answer to all of my prayers; it's guaranteed, barely any work and the rewards are going to be massive. So shove all the hard work and hello good times!
Tonight, I caught a progamme on the television set called X-Factor. Where, it appears, you can go on for nothing, do very little, exhibit little or no talent whatsoever and have celebrities (ok need to look that up in the dictionary) blow smoke up your ass telling you that you were wonderful, brilliant and so talented that it makes them want to cry!
Well, as a talentless halfwit myself, I can hardly miss can I? All I need to do now is pick some impossibly inappropriate songs that are way out of my league, murder them on the night and I am home-safe. Like I say, been nice knowing you all. Don't expect any favours when I make it big, because I shall be far too good (and massively rich for about a year) to talk to you all. I am going to have my 80 gold plated and trimmed inside in pink leather.
Now if I can just practice crying and staggering about like an escaped brain donor.
"There's a Lady who's sure all that glitters is gold ......."
Let's hear it for the Amazing, Incredible, just getting better every week, new sensation,
Chris
(cue applause and shouting, ridiculous Wimbledon style shouting)
Tonight, I caught a progamme on the television set called X-Factor. Where, it appears, you can go on for nothing, do very little, exhibit little or no talent whatsoever and have celebrities (ok need to look that up in the dictionary) blow smoke up your ass telling you that you were wonderful, brilliant and so talented that it makes them want to cry!
Well, as a talentless halfwit myself, I can hardly miss can I? All I need to do now is pick some impossibly inappropriate songs that are way out of my league, murder them on the night and I am home-safe. Like I say, been nice knowing you all. Don't expect any favours when I make it big, because I shall be far too good (and massively rich for about a year) to talk to you all. I am going to have my 80 gold plated and trimmed inside in pink leather.
Now if I can just practice crying and staggering about like an escaped brain donor.
"There's a Lady who's sure all that glitters is gold ......."
Let's hear it for the Amazing, Incredible, just getting better every week, new sensation,
Chris
(cue applause and shouting, ridiculous Wimbledon style shouting)