It's time like these that I am proud to be only 3/4 British. I thought the opening ceremony had some spectacular moments in it, but so far this is beyond words. I'm frankly embarrassed that this is being broadcast from our shores. Can I be South African please? Just for tonight. Is it along process? I already like sausage, being outdoors, and treating everyone else as being inferior. Come on am I in?
Pleeeeese.
Sweet Lord make it stop.
C
Pleeeeese.
Sweet Lord make it stop.
C