Russian joke

[Roger Fairclough]

Leonid Brezhnev was furious.

The Americans had put a man on the moon.

He called his cosmonauts and scientists to a meeting in the Kremlin.

"The Americans have reached the moon", he growled.

"We must go one better".

"You will fly to the sun".

"But comrade chairman, we will perish in the heat".

"That is not a problem" said Brezhnev.

"You will fly at night".

Roger

p.s. there are more to come.

 

[Graham]

Roger,

you have a lot of catching up to do,,,,,

Gra.

 

[Roger Fairclough]

Roger,

you have a lot of catching up to do,,,,,

Gra.

Yes Graham but did you hear it from a Russian tourist guide, who reckoned it was enough to get her a trip to the goolag.

Try this.

Did you know that the KGB h/quarters in Moscow is the tallest building in the world?

From the basement you can see all the way to Siberia.

Roger

 

[Chas]

Romanian joke, from a Romanian chap I used to work with.

What's longer than green?

A crocodile.

Yes, yes, I know, but he thought it was hillarious.

 

[Graham]

We should start a new "Joke thread - NOT "

With some of the jokes that didn't quite make it.

I have loads of them !

Gra.

 

[clivehorridge]

I've got 11 years worth of Romanian jokes, not one of them funny