Gav Peter
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A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife:
Husband:-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector:-What is her height?
Husband:-I never checked.
Inspector:-Slim or healthy?
Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector:-Colour of eyes?
Husband:-Never noticed.
Inspector:-Colour of hair?
Husband:-Changes according to season.
Inspector:-What was she wearing?
Husband:-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector:-Was she driving?
Husband:-yes.
Inspector:-tell me the number, name & colour of the car?
Husband:-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and... The husband started crying...
Inspector:-Don't worry sir. We will find your car.
Husband:-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector:-What is her height?
Husband:-I never checked.
Inspector:-Slim or healthy?
Husband:-Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector:-Colour of eyes?
Husband:-Never noticed.
Inspector:-Colour of hair?
Husband:-Changes according to season.
Inspector:-What was she wearing?
Husband:-Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector:-Was she driving?
Husband:-yes.
Inspector:-tell me the number, name & colour of the car?
Husband:-black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door and... The husband started crying...
Inspector:-Don't worry sir. We will find your car.