Chas
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A nun and a priest are lost in the desert, when their camel dies they both know there days are numbered.
The priest turns to the nun and says “I have had a good life, but the only regret I have is that I never made love to a women”
The nun turns to him and says “Do you know what, that was the same thing I was thinking, as we have little time left do you think God would mind letting us off if we made love, after devoting our life to him?”
The priest says “No, I think he would understand, I mean, it's only the one time”
So they both stripped off.
On seeing the priests manhood at full mast the nun say’s “What in Gods name is that?”
and the priest states “That’s the shaft of life my dear” and the nun reply’s
“Thank God for that, well stick it up that camel and let’s get the f**k out of here”
The priest turns to the nun and says “I have had a good life, but the only regret I have is that I never made love to a women”
The nun turns to him and says “Do you know what, that was the same thing I was thinking, as we have little time left do you think God would mind letting us off if we made love, after devoting our life to him?”
The priest says “No, I think he would understand, I mean, it's only the one time”
So they both stripped off.
On seeing the priests manhood at full mast the nun say’s “What in Gods name is that?”
and the priest states “That’s the shaft of life my dear” and the nun reply’s
“Thank God for that, well stick it up that camel and let’s get the f**k out of here”