Bang bang bang. Thump thump thud. Clunk. Drill drill, bang. Thrash, Ouch! F**%er. Bang, thud, drill, clump.
Tea. Ahh
Whack whack, crunch, lever, nnnngggghhhh! Damn.
Tea. Ahh
Whack whack whack. What? Yes of course I'm alright. What? No, I'm busy. Who? Why are you telling me this - now?
Go away. What? I said it's a lovely day errr Darling.
BANG BANG BANG clunk. Ah that's got the little b****rd
Oh blimey. I don't have one of those. Hmm, ebay. Tap tap tappity tap tap tap. Paypal, right sorted.
Tea. Ahhh
Yes one of those sort of days. Is off roading really worth all this maintenance? I have to ask. Rear bumper now off. Winch encrusted. Design mods on their way. Brakes re built. Clag jetted off. Various things straightened.
Gin and tonic. Aaaahhhhhhhh.