A teacher tells her students that today we discuss our parents occupations.
Freddy says, "My dad is a BAKER. My family have been bakers for two
hundred years. I'm going to be a baker when I leave school."
Jack says, "My daddy is a bookie who takes bets on horses, dogs, boxing
and lots of other things."
Muhadati Muhoranga (Black from Africa?) says, "My dardee he bees a
sheeropowdeest and hee de plays wiv de feet."
After the teacher has a similar answer from all the students, she says,
"Great kids. Tomorrow we will go round again and each one of you will
learn how to spell the profession of your parents and show us an example of
their profession."
The next day the teacher started with Freddy.
Freddy says, " You spell BAKER as bee, ay, kay, ee, why. And here is a big fruit loaf as an example of my family's profession."
Jack says, "You spell BOOKIE as bee, oh, oh, kay, eye, ee. And here is a piece of paper as an example of my family's profession."
Jack hands a folded piece of paper to the teacher. The teacher unfolds it
and reads the words out to the class:
25/1 THAT THE BL*CK KID IN THE CORNER CAN'T SPELL CHIROPODIST!