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My son came home and told me “I’ve been awarded the Leslie Nielsen award at school today”

“What’s that?” I asked








“A large building with lots of kids” he replied
 
A friend of mine was shot with a starting pistol.

Police think it's a race related crime.


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My wife has starting reading all the words beginning with "S" is the dictionary.

I think she is up to something.
 
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