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Chas

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Apparently Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell
In a statement she said:
"The super colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis"
 

Chas

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Donald Trumps luck really is running out.
The Cabinet are discussing the 25th amendment to kick him out - and Congress are going to impeach him for a second time.
Then to really hammer home his situation - Melania refused to have sex with him after he took Viagra. Apparently she said "no way loser, that's a rigged erection"
 

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Deputy Leader Kirsty Blackman, walked into the Scottish Parliament at Holyrood carrying a turkey.
A fellow politician said nice turkey Kirsty
Yes I got it for Nicola Sturgeon she replied.
He nodded his head in approval. "Good swap " he said
 
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